February 2012
296 posts
Anonymous asked: hope you're okay
plantoelevate asked: plan for tomorrow: get peng, drink until we cant see, boogie on down, go back to mine, get wrecked! this is destiny phoebe we're just meant to be together okay it's god's will DONT FIGHT IT xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
GUESS WHO IS ON DA MARKET AGAIN
tumblr is really really really really lame if you think about it
Anonymous asked: why do you always pull the same face is photos you take of yourself?
I just went out the front because there was loads of rubbish on my drive for some reason so picked it up and some girl in year 9 was walking her dog with the woman i used to baby sit for and she was like “Oh hello” blah blah blah had a conversation and she goes “oh and this is my new baby sitter”
dont think she trusts me ever since i ate like 3 of her twister ice...
Harry won’t stop listening to skrillex!!!!!
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Today me and Sal got a lift back with Cal and he said he had sex with his girlf on the back seats and then when he gave me a lift back with two lads from our old school and he took us to the spot where he shagged her and the car was like on a 90 degree angle and right outside one of the lads house and they were like “YOURE THE MAN” and I was like “YEH YOURE THE MAN…”
“if you want to advertise for pro abortion just take photos of a tumblr meet up”
I wish I was a text blog again but I dont remember anything funny or do anything funny anymore might just look on my old blog and copy and paste so I look like a dick again but a funny dick and I might change my theme because its a very picture bloggy theme if that makes sense? Im so lame but having a photo blog is boring me now because all I care about is a page on the internet looking pretty..
hope you clicked on dis i am just checking something out to do with page visitors etc
Don’t mean to alarm anyone but think I’m going blind in my right eye I walked into a card shop with bare like aluminium balloons and it caught my eye funny with the light and now like my right eye is just blurred and everything is moving like one of those things you look into with sequins and mirrors so it looks pretty omg and I’m by myself
wanna go cow tipping
l0veisavampire:
Did you hear about the hipster who burnt her tongue? She was drinking coffee way before it was cool.